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[–] 176 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Unrelatable dickhead expresses an opinion, promptly ignored.

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  • [–] 40 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    More like makes me fantasize about using his chrome dome to set an Amazon data center on fire like burning ants with a magnifying glass

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Sadly the inescapable physical truth of convex vs concave lensing still relentlessly holds its tenacious grip on reality, despite the billions of dollars these folks have accumulated they have still, thus far, been unable to alter that particular aspect of reality.

    The only solution I can offer for Jeff Bezos is to begin forming his skull inwards somewhat so that any captured light can reach a proper focusing point. As as astronomer with some experience with such reflective optical surfaces, I'd be happy to begin the grinding and polishing process for you at any time, I'll just need you to hold him still while I work. It's a very precise process.

    I assume his head is mostly thick skull surrounding empty space anyway, so I think there should be little harm done.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    promptly ignored.

    That's what the oligarchs want...

    He has your money, and if you want it now vote JG Wentworth 2028.

    Because unless we take our money back, they're just gonna fucking keep it.

    Edit:

    Because people might not know that commercial:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX0fIi3H-es

    Point being that's the only thing we should say to oligarchs, if we say nothing they win

    So every time you see a billionaire, say "bitch, where's my money".

    Don't let them talk about anything besides they have our money.

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    [–] 110 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Nothing will change until they fear for their lives.

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  • [–] 77 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just wanted to throw down the reminder that health insurance companies, for a brief moment, didn't deny nearly as many claims.

    Sometimes violence is the answer.

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    [–] 79 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (13 children)

    Borrowed $250k ($550k in today's money) from his family to start Amazon, has so much money now that money has ceased to have meaning. This asshole has never lived a normal life and yet he thinks he knows what kind of problems people are facing today.

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    [–] 62 points 4 months ago

    Strange how a man who stands to make billions more from this, thinks all those opposed to it are wrong.

    Guessing it’s due to his vast and deep knowledge of the subject, after long and careful scientific and sociologic research.

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  • [–] 59 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    "Billionaire with vested interest in AI &Trump says there's no problems with billionares, AI & Trump"

    Why the fuck even ask him?

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    [–] 54 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Imagine that! All the billionaires defending each other. Go figure!

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    [–] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

    Being completely wrong on all topics is an accomplishment on its own.

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    [–] 42 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    These billionaire ghouls just don't know when to stfu

    I honestly cannot imagine being THAT rich, being able to do anything, and still being such a massive piece of shit

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  • [–] 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    You don't get to be that rich without being a massive piece of shit.

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Dude deserves the Mussolini treatment and nothing short of it.

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    People like this bastard should be hanging

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    [–] 33 points 4 months ago

    Well what did you expect, him to come out and say "yes, billionaires are detrimental to society"?

    The police investigated themselves and found nothing wrong.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    “The top 1% of taxpayers pay about 40% of all the tax revenue, and the bottom half pay 3%,” Bezos said. “I don’t think it should be 3%. I think it should be zero.”

    “People sometimes say that, you know, I don’t pay taxes. Not true. I pay billions of dollars in taxes,”

    “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

    WT-absolute-F? I think he got oxygen-deprived in space.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    “You could double the taxes I pay, and it’s not going to help that teacher in Queens. I promise you.”

    well, in the USA this is probably true, all the money would be diverted into more military spending or tax breaks for stupid filthy rich people

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    [–] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

    I am starting to downvote these posts. I know what an asshole like Bezos would say if asked, then a good-for-nothing tech press guy asks AND you give him a platform on Lemmy.

    There is no valuable analysis or any collateral reporting that makes this other than self-inflicted propaganda.

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    [–] 27 points 4 months ago

    These creatures can't even figure out how to cosplay as fully formed human beings.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago

    Hey a rich out of touch asshole who has nothing in common with his fellow man has an opinion about something!

    I bet he knows what he's talking about!

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    Oh, so the cartoonishly evil CEO said the evil rogues gallery of CEOs isn't evil? It's also so funny how he could say "no, young worker's jobs aren't in that much danger." Then mark fuckerberg goes on stage saying how many people he's replaced with ai. Wholly shit its impossible.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    One thing that's become very clear is that all these billionaires are not smart people. Most of them were born on 3rd base or just got lucky.

    But their are not wise or worth listening to.

    In fact most of them are just shitty dumb pieces of shit psychopaths

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    Make the guillotine great again

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Money hoarding worker abuser said what?

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    [–] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Mark my words, Jeff is positioning himself to eventually run for president.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    He does check all the boxes for the American electorate

    ✅ Self interested - “A success story!”

    ✅ Blames poor people for their poverty - “Why don’t you just work harder?”

    ✅ Avoids paying taxes - “When I’m a billionaire, I won’t want to pay either!”

    ✅ Does not understand that revenue from tax dollars should be used to support social programs and government services that are not specifically profit generating (food programs, emergency preparedness, environmental conservation, mail to remote areas, etc) - “The government should be run like a business”

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    [+] 17 points 4 months ago

    He's already wrong. If only he were dead.

    Then who'd be dead wrong?

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    Don't care didn't ask, let me know when it's time to string him up like Mussolini

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    [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    alien bezos saying humans should stop resisting AI.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    He took his plastic wife's advice and got botox and now he can't move his fucking mouth correctly.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Hate how this greedy ghouls are constantly amplified by news organizations as "experts" and "thought leaders".

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Alex Jones lookin ass

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Unsurprising reaction from a supervillain.

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