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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind.

As Joe and Rita lay dormant, the years passed… and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Some had high hopes that genetic engineering… would correct this trend in evolution.

But sadly, the greatest minds and resources… were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.