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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s almost like kids are prone to doing stupid things to impress others, because they lack the life experience to properly evaluate something’s potential for causing death and/severe bodily harm. Who knew?

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

no you are wrong. the actual truth is that the new generation is bad and doomed, unlike my generation, which is the best one. /s

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You're right. Even the ancient Egyptians were using tiktok to spread bad ideas.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

Man, that goofy walk was EVERYWHERE for a hot minute.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

It's so disappointing that this is the first generation of kids to ever do dumb shit for dumb reasons, I personally blame the parents