Electric cars have to make noise on purpose because otherwise it would be a silent car. And most of these noises are are weird futuristic WEEEE-00000 UFO sounds. Therefore I posit that we should be able to change the noises our electric cars make

EDIT: These suggestions are Top-Notch! Keep em coming!

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[–] 78 points 3 months ago (15 children)

I want to do this very thing if/when I have an electric car. I specifically want that old school cartoon jalopy sound. Put put put put BANG BANG put put put put

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    This reminded me of how I read the Grapes of a Wrath in its entirety before learning that it’s ja-LOP-ee, not JA-la-pee. Also, “oncet” is not On-set, it’s wunst.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Wunst!? I know the joke with reading something before hearing it is you won’t always be right but wunst??? vaguely gestures at everything😩😂😩

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    It’s a regional way of saying “once.” As in, “oncet I finish this, I’ll start on that.” The spelling is a crime though.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    that’s mostly what I was getting at lol. who came up with that spelling??

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (7 children)

    It’s for grammatical reasons. It’s the same “t” as whenst. From whenst you came ~= from oncet you came

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It’d be better spelt as “once’t”

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    For me, once't in an oakie vernacular would be a contraction of once and it:

    I'd grab a beer once't finished.

    but of course that's just me and I left the Central Valley a long time ago and am not a professional linguist, I'm just telling you about my perception of the vernacular from where I grew up.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You say that as if "whenst" is a word we would've encountered before.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago*

    I was teaching my native English speaking students German and explained that woher and wohin are like whence and whither, and the looks of utter unrecognition made me realize I was doing this. I tried for a moment with “thence and thither? Hence and hither?” And 4/7 knew “hence,” but that was it, and it’s not really used in the same sense as the others, anyway (I mean, it is, but it’s metaphoric and most people saying it probably aren’t thinking of it in that sense).

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    But then wouldn’t it be “onest”?

    Whence/whenst, once/onest

    But I would pronounce that o-nest, so six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    If I were to affect an oakie, I would produce “onest” to mean something like “singular” or “unique”, or possibly “solitary” or “lonely”. I would mean it as a superlative of the ordinal "one" and it would be pronounced slightly differently.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    This is very funny for me. The phrase "floppy jalopy" to mean flimsy still gets a lot of play in the region, and so I'd heard the word many, many times before I read it. It wasn't until I read the Grapes of Wrath that I found out it referred to a car.

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