Electric cars have to make noise on purpose because otherwise it would be a silent car. And most of these noises are are weird futuristic WEEEE-00000 UFO sounds. Therefore I posit that we should be able to change the noises our electric cars make

EDIT: These suggestions are Top-Notch! Keep em coming!

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[–] 78 points 3 months ago (15 children)

I want to do this very thing if/when I have an electric car. I specifically want that old school cartoon jalopy sound. Put put put put BANG BANG put put put put

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    [–] 56 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That's a great idea! I would just record myself making car noises and use that.

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  • [–] 52 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    This is a you think you want this but you don't moment. If this is allowed you will constantly hear ads or people saying check out my channel at annoying.TV as they use driverless cars to circle your block.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    They already do that with moving billboards. In my neighborhood the billboards are louder than my tv at half volume. Really pisses me off when they roll by.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    I'd finally have a use for all those ringtones I bought in the 2000s

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    [–] 36 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I’d argue the sound should be standardized across all models. It needs to be immediately recognizable to nearby pedestrians.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Yeah it's like saying that you think we should be able to customize our headlights to show the bat signal or something.

    Like people die because of this shit, I frankly could not care less about what you wish your car sounded like.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 months ago

    Just like this:

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    I don't think the manufacturers want to open that can of worms. You do have a choice of different sounds on some cars. I think it's good that they all sound similar, making them more recognisable.

    Old hybrids didn't have those sounds and they're dead quiet at low speeds which is creepy.

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    [–] 23 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I want the sound of a man making car noises with his mouth

    Just like saying "THUNK" when the doors close or "vrrrrrrr- Vrrrrrrrr" or making engine starting noised when you turn it on

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    [–] 22 points 3 months ago*

    It obviously needs to be the Jetson's sound

    https://youtu.be/4NgSZ8sjDgU

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    As someone who lives in a city and is constantly exposed to car noise: No.

    Like, people have no idea how loud cars are. When I turn the volume of my ear buds to 100%, it hurts my ears. It's so loud it's uncomfortable. But when I'm riding my bike along the street to the city center, I can barely hear my podcasts, even at 100%

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    [–] 21 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm not suggesting the following is standard, but the specific sound my car makes allows for people to not just hear the car, but to also know what direction the sound is coming from. The sound is engineered this way.

    Compare this with those utility trucks that have those signature "reverse/backing up" (beep...beep...beep) sounds. You can hear it, but it's almost impossible to tell from what direction. It's been a complaint by blind people, and there's still worker incidents where they step into a moving path of a vehicle despite the sound.

    You can even make sounds that work against this technique. Home audio systems use directional audio to give the effect of sounds being in certain locations. I wouldn't want people to be able to change a car sound to something that is more dangerous.

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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    Under 20 I want choo-choo train noise, 20-50 would be tie fighter noise, over 50 flight of the valkyries.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Weird that no car manufacturer implemented some overpriced "car sound store" where you can change the obnoxious default UFO sound with another sound from a list for only $29.99 each

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I'm of two minds about this. On one hand, I could drive a car that makes a TIE fighter sound, or the time machine DeLorean from Back to the Future.

    On the other hand, someone could have their car make the Dumb and Dumber "most annoying sound in the world," or just one long continuous wet fart, or pro-fascist propaganda. Or worse, something completely silent and incredibly dangerous.

    Maybe if you could download special sound packs, like you can for GPSes. I bet Lucasfilm and Universal would go for that.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    You already can on some. Hella videos of people doing it in Teslas, but my BF's hybrid can also change the electric engine sound (or just leave it silent).

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    [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    You can but it takes some work

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    The sound from a car is mostly tire noise.

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    [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    Would absolutely drive around with the spaceship noise from Scooby Doo.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Mambo de Chocobo lets go

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    Can you imagine the sound of traffic if you lived next to a main road 🤣

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    I wish I could change the sound on mine. When we reverse it sounds like a Temu TARDIS.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I want mine to sound like a TIE Fighter.

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    [–] 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    The Hyundai Ioniq 5 N lets you do that. But it's also crazy money.

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