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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Things that shouldn’t exist: TikTok clout

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

would be the same with facebook

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Would be the same with stories told at the [insert local hangout]

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

You say that like Facebook and/or clout isn't also roundly in the "worst shit ever," category

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

I'm pretty sure Facebook has no Clout left