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[–] 24 points 2 months ago* (6 children)

died Saturday evening after what his office described as a “brief and sudden illness.”

Graham had met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy in Kyiv on Friday

That's quite an escalation. What would be that sudden? Drug overdose? Suicide after the cognitive dissonance finally became overwhelming?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I do really hope he shit himself to death.

    They’re probably not announcing the cause of Lady G’s death because RFK might show up to try to eat the body if he thinks his decisions at the CDC contributed.

    “It’s legitimate kill! Let me stick him in my trunk!”

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    A heart attack is a brief and sudden event...

    If that's what happened, they're going to be hesitant to say it because that's what happened to McTurtle, and they're trying to stall till the normal election so it won't be a special election

    If Mitch wasn't being kept alive by machines in a brain dead state, they'd have said Lindsey had a heart attack

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