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[–] f314@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (5 children)

poached if necessary

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I’m trying to picture what sort of necessity is that.

Oh no! My Instagram account can’t handle another boiled egg!

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Out of necessity for not spending the rest of my life in prison because I’m about to murder someone if I eat another goddamn hard boiled egg.

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[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago

You get in prison, you'll have to eat 50 eggs

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

You forgot to hardboil eggs and need some quickly?

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[–] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

QUICK it's an EGG EMERGENCY

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