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[–] 153 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Oh no... I hope this doesn't jeopardize the annual FIFA Peace Prize that was totally going to happen next year and wasn't just some one-off openly corrupt bullshit meant to stroke the ego of a senile narcissist.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    If I was taking over FIFA today and trying to fix its status as being perhaps the most famous example of corruption in the world today, I would actually give out the phoney baloney peace prize a few more times before stopping.

    That way, you wouldn't have the only recipient ever be one who started many wars the next year. And you could say that you plan on giving out five or ten more prizes to try to atone for giant "mistake" with the first one.

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I'd retroactively take the other one back, make a big deal about how trump is one of the least peaceful people, then not give it out again.

    Having a fake award that was only made only to stroke your ego, removed very publicly, has to suck a lot more than receiving it in the first place.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    If you're taking it back, you know what would be amazing? Take back the one Trump got and give it to somebody else.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Give it to Obama, lol. Not that he deserves it, but it would be the ultimate middle finger.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    And give it to random people, not anyone note worthy. Like, team up with McDonalds to run a competition to win a FIFA peace prize or something.

    Buy a Big Mac Meal and you qualify to enter the draw for your own FIFA Peace Prize.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Nah I'd make a statement that FIFA has never had such a prize and if one had been given out it was worthless.

    Remember FIFA got it's world cup in the USA and trump is out in 2 years there's no need for them to bow down anymore.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    How do you suppose next year's recipient will be selected?

    I agree that fifa has to hand out something, lest Trump's prize be "some one-off openly corrupt bullshit", yet fifa can't give it to someone like Mamdani or AOC either, because that'll just piss off old cheeto-face.

    Maybe infantino would call Trump for advice. Or give Vance a significantly lesser version, like something out of a cereal box.

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