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[–] 21 points 2 months ago* (5 children)

But the U.S. will immediately declare war on football, invade Switzerland, and rename the sport "soccer" once and for all....

The cheese will end up tasting bland and insipid, too....

/s, of course—fuck that orange pedo and his despicable minions anyway.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    We didn't name it soccer. That was the brits. Soccer just stuck over here.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Only because you already had that other sport where you thrown around the large egg.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    As I understand it, it was because they had multiple leagues of various types of football, and they were trying to differentiate soccer from the other leagues.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It was "association football" as opposed to "rugby football".

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago*

    And the American sport whose full name is "gridiron football". And the Irish sport whose full name is "gaelic football". And the Australian sport known as "Aussie rules football". And the Irish-Australian sport known as "compromise rules football". And...

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