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[–] 0 points 2 months ago (8 children)

You've got the credit card, get cracking!

I think we're done here.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (7 children)

    The F2 sellers will have me killed if I try to buy it from them, since I'm on the US government's kill list. It would be impossible to use my credit card, since the government would drop a bomb on my head as soon as I go to collect the goods.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Got it. You're so dangerous you're on the government's kill list, but too moral to do a little credit card fraud.

    John Brown was a wanted man when he went to Harper's Ferry.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Ol' John Brown didn't envelop the entire Eastern Seaboard with toxic psychedelic gas, putting him on said kill list, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    No one in history has needed to touch grass as hard as you do.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm sure you've gone from mildly amusing to boring and borderline creepy.

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