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[–] 20 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

Yes hello I'm here for my ethanol appointment, please bring me one glass of intoxication juice now.

And then precisely seven and one half minutes after, you’re gonna bring me one more.

Then one more after that every five minutes until I pass the fuck out.

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