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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a paranormal experience (europe.pub)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

open all the lights

Anon is an idiot.

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[–] TheFerrango@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Anon is a Victorian idiot.

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[–] TheFerrango@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago

There’s a reason Victorian houses are the most haunted.

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