Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol

How does one hiss in a deep male voice?

I thinl someone just pissed all over their own house.

a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis

though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely

The lid was down

Echoes of his own piss

open all the lights

Anon is an idiot.

Real: Actual monsters are everywhere at all times, but only come to your bathroom at night.

Heterosexual: Those monsters have genitalia, and if you're charming enough, you can initiate various forms of intercourse with them.

Or just like, run around your house peeing everywhere while opening lights.

The water tank behind the toilet sometimes hisses due to how it works. Most people conveniently ignore it because sleep-adled brains are fucking idiots.

How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔

Fake: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

Gay: It wasn't nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he's lying about it.

Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?

check for gas leaks

Maybe he drank some cider?

There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.

Carbon monoxide?