▲ 856 ▼ Paradox (europe.pub) submitted 3 weeks ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 72 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago (18 children) I had to look it up, DLC is downloadable content. permalink fedilink source hideshow 18 child comments replies: [–] Blibly@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (16 children) Big if true permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 3 weeks ago* (15 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (13 children) come the fuck on string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; } permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Bloat. Nobody asked for else. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago Or assignment. Just return. permalink fedilink source parent [–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) true ? 'big' : ''; permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago My beloved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Where's your interface and factory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* String bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { if (size == true){ return "big" } return "small"; } permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) So very wrong. "big" != "Big" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago That is indeed a big one! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nihilore@quokk.au 19 points 3 weeks ago https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand_2x.png permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (16 children) Big if true permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 3 weeks ago* (15 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (13 children) come the fuck on string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; } permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Bloat. Nobody asked for else. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago Or assignment. Just return. permalink fedilink source parent [–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) true ? 'big' : ''; permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago My beloved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Where's your interface and factory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* String bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { if (size == true){ return "big" } return "small"; } permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) So very wrong. "big" != "Big" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago That is indeed a big one! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 3 weeks ago* (15 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 15 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (13 children) come the fuck on string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; } permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Bloat. Nobody asked for else. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago Or assignment. Just return. permalink fedilink source parent [–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) true ? 'big' : ''; permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago My beloved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Where's your interface and factory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* String bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { if (size == true){ return "big" } return "small"; } permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) So very wrong. "big" != "Big" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent [–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago That is indeed a big one! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (13 children) come the fuck on string bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { string toAssign = ''; if (size == true) { toAssign = 'big'; } else { toAssign = 'small'; } return toAssign; } permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Bloat. Nobody asked for else. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago Or assignment. Just return. permalink fedilink source parent [–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) true ? 'big' : ''; permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago My beloved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Where's your interface and factory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent [–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* String bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { if (size == true){ return "big" } return "small"; } permalink fedilink source parent [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) So very wrong. "big" != "Big" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Bloat. Nobody asked for else. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mcv@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago Or assignment. Just return. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) true ? 'big' : ''; permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago My beloved permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Where's your interface and factory? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) hey, this is for fun and pseudocode. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 point 3 weeks ago Saved permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago* String bigIfTrue(Boolean size) { if (size == true){ return "big" } return "small"; } permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) So very wrong. "big" != "Big" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) shit time to git commit sudoku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 3 weeks ago Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago That is indeed a big one! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nihilore@quokk.au 19 points 3 weeks ago https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand_2x.png permalink fedilink source parent