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[–] 70 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

Big if true

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  • [–] 153 points 3 weeks ago* (15 children)

    Picture of a computer monitor showing a text editor with the code "if true {}". The font size is so big the code takes most of the width of the monitor.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

    come the fuck on

    string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
{
    string toAssign = '';
    if (size == true)
    {
        toAssign = 'big';
    }
    else
    {
        toAssign = 'small';
    }
    return toAssign;
}
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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Where's your interface and factory?

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