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[–] 49 points 4 weeks ago (28 children)

If the USA invades, the white house gets burned down again and Trump gets ICC arrested.

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  • [–] 35 points 4 weeks ago* (25 children)

    Jokes aside its quite possible. Ukrainian partnerships with canada on domestic drone production, the US would burn perpetually if they dared. They are projecting a weak canada to save face, but they dare not mistaken canadian politeness for weakness. There is a reason Trump says we are the hardest do deal with of any country. Because we are done putting up with their shit. To be Canadian means to not be Amerikkkan.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

    The US is the only country to have used nukes in war

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Remember the wildfires earlier this year? The US would irradiate themselves if they nuked Canada. Sure, Trump might try to piss into the wind, but the rest are way too selfish to let him.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago*

    The military isn't my concern. I'm interested how many of us would form gangs jumping the vast undefended border to cosplay as MAGA while attacking infrastructure and lighting forests on fire for years and years. Hopefully I never find out.

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  • [+] -21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (19 children)

    The Canadian military relies heavily on the US partnership, not to mention the average urban Canadian has never seen, held or heard a firearm, as much as liked to say that we have a chance it’s certainly would be a slim one.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    The fuck kind of argument is that? How hard could it be to learn to use a gun? Students in the USA use it all the time.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Guns are stupidly easy to use. They do need training to use WELL but the most it would take is a few weeks for basic firefight skills. Most of it is knowing how to move from cover to cover and not exposing yourself.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child)

    During the first flair up of annexation threats the Canadian Forces revealed they were preparing for a possible conflict that would require them to learn from their loss to the Taliban. There is no true dependency on the US if push comes to shove.

    https://futurism.com/science-energy/canadian-military-insurgent-techniques

    Edit: also, the US is actively losing to Iran, dont count Canada out so quickly.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Forget the Canadian military, if the US couldn't defeat the Taliban with NATO help, what hope do they have against Canadians without it?

    Canadians aren't even a different skin color - what is the US going to do, stop and question every white person with a gun? Every white person traveling long distances in a car?

    Oh hey look now the Rocky Mountains are impassable by land because there are Canadian resistance hidden in caves all the way down to Mexico. But surely the western seaboard and its population will be loyal to Trump, right?

    And so it goes. An invasion of Canada would dissolve the USA in a few years.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    One major difference. Canada has had more Intel and data integration with the US for much much longer than Iraq or Afghanistan. This means palantir and other Intel gathering companies have far, far more shit on Canadians that might have an inkling of resistance against the US, and do not think they will spare or be nicer to Canadians. They will absolutely round up everyone they can or their families. It will actually be harder for Canadians to fight back than the others.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Sure, lots of people will get rounded up, but how many will slip the net? How many hundreds of thousands of partisans are spread over tens of millions of square kilometers of rural Canada? How thin can US patrols and round-up efforts spread themselves before they become convenient sources of weapons and ammunition as they are set upon by IEDs and household drones with weapons taped to them? What does it help the US if they know the porn preferences of the guy living in the woods sniping US servicemen?

    And then there's the American partisans who understand this is the best time to rebel they are ever going to get. With so many loyalists deployed to Canada, are there still enough to respond to riots, sieges of police buildings, prison breaks, acts of sabotage, etc. in the US? Maybe they can be tracked (or maybe the cameras will be destroyed en masse), but are there enough boots on the ground to stop them?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Why don't you google per capita firearm ownership, lol.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (8 children)

    2.4 million folks who have their PAL in this country with a population of 40.5 million people, that’s 6.17% of the population.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possession_and_Acquisition_Licence

    https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/canada-population/

    It’s important to note while people may have their PAL, they don’t necessarily own firearms.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    We'd run out of ammunition first

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Sharp sticks with shit on them will do, as we've seen from history.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    History may have a cadence but it doesnt repeat.

    If we want a chance we need nukes and mass drone production.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)