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Tell me the truth ... (europe.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And you may ask yourself: where is my beautiful house? Where is my beautiful wife?

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Soon to be
That's me

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Talking heads - once in a lifetime

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[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

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