BMW 5 series diesel 1935 KG empty, i5 2235 KG empty.

Mercedes GLC diesel 2115 KG empty, EQC 2545 KG empty (Admittedly a tiny bit longer than the GLC, otherwise based on the same platform, same width)

Show me which EV with a properly sized battery is lighter than its equivalent ICE counterpart.

I haven't spun my tires once.

Means you aren't driving, you're commuting.