That's not a house centipede. That's a Fuck You Centipede.

and the stings hurt substantially more than bee stings, if you have ever felt those-- and those are bad.

I got a lot of respect for any animal that tries to go toe to toe with humans.

House centipede

this image made me recoil in abject terror so hard i practically threw my phone at the guy sitting across from me in the train, thanks

Those are hawaiian toes fo sho

It’s a myth on a technicality, because it doesn’t count as “eating” them if they crawl down your esophagus without you actively swallowing them.

I've had house centipedes in my bed. I appreciate their hard work but I stomp them when possible.

You can eat roly polys. Did you know that roly polys are over 300 million years old?

You have to fry them first though, because otherwise they are toxic. But they are perfectly edible!