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[–] 31 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

You shit more than three times a day?

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  • [–] 88 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    I don't, but my boss doesn't have to know that.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago*

    The boss makes a dollar
    I make a dime
    That was a poem
    From a simpler time

    Now his boss makes 1000
    While I make a cent
    And he's got employees
    That can't make the rent

    When the CEO makes a million
    And we don't make jack
    That's when we riot
    To take it all back

    Now Mr investor
    If this seems extreme
    I have to remind you
    It beats guillotines

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    You don’t?..

    I need to go see a doctor.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    What if it's one really long shit? Like 24 hours

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    always assumed people went once per day

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