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[–] 88 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don't, but my boss doesn't have to know that.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago*

    The boss makes a dollar
    I make a dime
    That was a poem
    From a simpler time

    Now his boss makes 1000
    While I make a cent
    And he's got employees
    That can't make the rent

    When the CEO makes a million
    And we don't make jack
    That's when we riot
    To take it all back

    Now Mr investor
    If this seems extreme
    I have to remind you
    It beats guillotines

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