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[–] 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Me using unlicensed windows to jerk off for the 4th time at 3am.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    We didn't need to know that but okay!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Just know that someone at one point in time jerked off to you or will jerk off to you. This is called the circle of life. For every creature there's a creature that jerks off to it. But at the very top of the circle there's a creature that no one jerks off to, that's the apex masturbator.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I switched to Linux after a Windows 10 LTSC security update failed to install. It's been great, highly reccomend. You should keep a hard drive backup, though.

    If you're on Windows 11 then your machine has a unique global identifier being sent to the sites you visit.

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