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[–] 10 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.

Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

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