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Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji...

Human response: "lol, sure."

Lemming response: "🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"

Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.

🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳

Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?

But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??

"You lied to me!"

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-Danny DeVito

WTF is this shit? That's not hard at 🍳 all.

I'd do one day for 800 million... maybe

Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't

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There's an egg in a pan emoji??

What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??

Fuck no, man.

I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.

"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" 🍳

This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals

TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳

All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji

📡 📡 📡

If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.

Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?

Sus offer from some dude can't be bothered to write "you".

Questions my kids ask

Easiest decision i ever made 🍳

Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.

Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.

I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...

Shit, I just burnt my eggs.

we need a 🍳 appreciation day.