Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because of the pastryarchy.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I've never seen something mom out of a toaster.

[–] smee@poeng.link 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've never seen a mom-up blocker for my browser.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The MILFs are gonna be happy

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

If you ever see anything jazz out of a toaster, unplug it.