Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because of the pastryarchy.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

slow clap

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

...there are sugar babies, sugar mamas, and sugar daddies...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have a decisive breakfast. Don't waffle.

[–] W_itjust_works@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Stay with your stans, don't flip flop or waffle

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

10/10

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've never seen something mom out of a toaster.

[–] smee@poeng.link 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've never seen a mom-up blocker for my browser.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The MILFs are gonna be happy

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

If you ever see anything jazz out of a toaster, unplug it.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Rock tarts!

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

In France, that would be a "mom tarte" 🥖🧀