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What does the license plate “JZZ WZRD” mean? 🤔 (europe.pub)

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[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 40 points 6 days ago (4 children)

They either play an instrument or believe they possess magical abilities with ejaculate

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago

You're a jizzard, Harry

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Or both. They're the single overlap between jazz and jizz, outstanding at both. Like the human talent equivalent of 40 degree weather.

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Sax/sex

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Maybe they're a gay virgin in their 30's?

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