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What does the license plate “JZZ WZRD” mean? 🤔 (europe.pub)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago* (5 children)

Jizz Wizard

"I cast, PRE-MATURE EJACULATION!"

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[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago*

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

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[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

You have six fingers on your right hand... someone was looking for you.

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That's not what I meant when I said bust a nut.

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[–] Toryu122@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

"I CAST! SPONTANEOUS BUSTIONS"

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