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I asked Meta’s Muse for its filesystem and it sent me 6.8 GB (mouse.dev)

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There were also SSH key files.

I’m not publishing the archive, keys, or session logs.

I submitted the report and findings using Meta’s bug bounty program. Meta marked the report “Not Applicable.”

Guess they don't care if you publish the SSH keys then?

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[–] docktordreh@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago

They've probably rotated the keys since they were notified of the security breach.

But yes, companies that act this way undermine the resolve to disclose their security vulnerabilities.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Ssh keys to what? If the key is used for user operations, not internal then there's no security breach here other than deobfuscation.

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 13 points 1 month ago

Guess they'll have to publish them to find out

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