Your thermostat has opinions now. Your television requires a login. Your car updates itself overnight, and sometimes when you start it in the morning, the interface has rearranged itself, as if someone broke in and reorganized your dashboard while you slept.
Your earbuds won't play music until they've updated their firmware. Your refrigerator wants to be on your Wi-Fi.
a little repetitive but ⅓ of it was fun to read.
⅔ was better not read 🤷