Man, your resume must be exhausting. Two weeks ago you were an expert on TV production finance and OSFI regulations. Today you're suddenly an auditor of national fiber telecom infrastructure.

You spent two whole paragraphs confidently claiming Canada has no east-west data routes, only to get humiliated by someone who literally maintained them for a living. And right on cue, you scramble with "well, the sales department told a bank I totally audited..."

It's the exact same move every time. You cook up bizarre doom porn—ATMs shutting down, cow-ebola bio-warfare, immigrants lining up to welcome an invasion—and the second someone with actual real-world knowledge checks you on the facts, you start backpedaling and claiming you have secret insider experience. Nobody is buying it.

Edit: Oh, and I still can't believe you compared indigenous TV programming to porn. Holy fuck....