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[–] 22 points 1 week ago (25 children)
  • [–] 29 points 1 week ago* (19 children)

    Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago* (5 children)

    And tesseract. Don't forget about the tesseract.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Incoming titseract meme in 3... 2... 1...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    I mean I'm game (it can't be worse than beankkae...) but I apparently completely missed the tesseract meme.

    Ohh, tesseract the front-end. No clue how to make porn of that one, I'm still just salty all my friends made the list and I didnt

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 child)

    idk, that seems a skill issue 😎

    Jokes aside, its good to see familiar names on this little corner of the internet.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago* (12 children)

    Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I'd use the real thing but I'm not nearly flexible enough

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (11 children)
  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

    Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it'd be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

    And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I've ever done

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago* (5 children)

    ... Okay that's one of the prettiest dildos I've ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I'm struggling with... like... why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago (4 children)

    Oh absolutely, the fact that it looks so good is part of what drew me to it (in addition to being the sort of broke student who'd rifle through the sex shop clearance bin). But yeah why it was made is baffling. Like, it's too nice to be a joke product, you'd go with that jelly material for that… Idk, maybe some people just like the idea of fucking corn

    Ok, and now I'm kinda wanting some artsy glass dildos in the same way you'd get with fancy bongs and cannabis pipes…

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago* (3 children)

    Yeahh, I'd love to find fancy lampwork toys! These are the fanciest I've found and... They are lacking a bit.

    Tho the tentacle is pretty fun.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (2 children)

    Those are beautiful though. And yeah, I also just kinda love beautiful sex toys in general. Usually the gorgeous stuff I find is in bdsm gear, especially with nice wood and leather work, but I love all sorts of artsy sex toys

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Crushing the timely notifications, lemmy....

    Yeah I love the aesthetics of glass toys, and that they're very fun doesn't hurt either. But oh god, I love the fancy BDSM gear most of all. If only I had a heaping pallet of cash, there's a few hundred creators on etsy / fet that I would make it rain on...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Yeah, at some point I want to get a pair of nice floggers, and I've been wanting to get some more leather clothes, especially some nicer stuff to wear to contests and such. And that's all without touching on kink furniture or the tools to try making my own stuff (of higher quality than the various self made implements I already have).

    Fuck I could blow so much money on sex and kink stuff…

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  • [–] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Very curious about it's practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    I've never gotten around to using it, especially since I'm far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I'm in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.

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