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[–] 113 points 6 days ago (30 children)

Exactly. Put the fucking shopping carts where they belong! But also don't get onto me for riding it into the coral like a bobsled led by imaginary bears.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 days ago (7 children)

    Is riding carts autism or just being a kid for life? I still do this and DOS was my first OS...

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (18 children)

    How do the bears exit the cart corral?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    One does not herd bears. One asks bears.

    Think of cats as opposed to dogs.

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    wouldn't they have to climb over the cart you rode in?

    i mean, i'm sure it's not a problem. bears are agile climbers.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago* (5 children)

    Even easier: they're imaginary bears, just imagine then outside the corral.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    Ah, I see the problem: I'm imagining real bears. I need to imagine imaginary bears.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    If you don't have an imagination within your own imaginations or the imaginations of others, it's time to expand the realm of endless possibilities within your very own imagination!!!!!

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago (2 children)

    Is that really a rule, or more of a suggestion?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago (1 child)

    Wear a shirt that asks that question when I am guiding my cart led by bears into the coral reef corral! I dare you! Heathen! Miscreant! Obsturctor of order! Suggestiquator of squalor! You fool! The coral corral exists for a purpose! How will you navigate the parking lots, nay, STREETS..when they are filled with stray shopping carts! YOU SHANT, AND WE WILL ALL SUFFER FOR YOUR QUESTIONING OF THE ORDER DEMANDED!!!!!

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