Well, well, well. Look at the timestamps, genius. You couldn't even hold out for a whole hour before crawling back to reply. Called it. The one who really can't get over me? It's you. Yes, you. 🤣👉🤡

Go on, admit it, sweetheart—you're already caught, hooked, obsessed. Sorry for being this irresistible; I know it must be humiliating for you.

And as for that pathetic little paragraph of yours? I wouldn't waste one second reading it. Go scream at the empty air and have your impotent little tantrum. No one's watching. No one cares.