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Top Text: Men only want 3 things
A screenshot of 3 achievements from Skyrim
Citizen Buy a house [image of a house with a stylized roof]
Married Get married [image of a Claddagh, a pair of hands joined by a Celtic knot hold a heart in the center]
Dragon Soul Absorb a dragon soul [image of the Skyrim dragon logo]
"Thanks for saving the lives of everyone in town on your journey to save literally the entire dimension of tamriel from dragon anti-christ, as a favor to you I will allow you to buy a vacant home for the price of 3 of the most powerful artifacts known to merkind, or the proceeds of killing a small army of bandits."
~Man Speaking Before a Quick Save