Men only want one thing...

"Thanks for saving the lives of everyone in town on your journey to save literally the entire dimension of tamriel from dragon anti-christ, as a favor to you I will allow you to buy a vacant home for the price of 3 of the most powerful artifacts known to merkind, or the proceeds of killing a small army of bandits."

~Man Speaking Before a Quick Save

I must be winning, I have 2 out of 3. I'll let the reader decide which of those 3 is most plausible for me to not have.

I wouid like to buy a house and absorb a dragon soul. The married part....... I'm not feeling it.

Well, if I'm going to be very honest, I'd prefer a dragon friend rather than absorbing the soul of one.

What does absorbing dragon soul will give me? I'm ignorant of this process so, please someone explain.

Really? No boypreggers by Vivec Saint of Boypreggers?

And it's fucking disgusting

But what if the dragon souls keep getting stolen?

Two of those rings in the marriage symbol are superflous. They're literally an arch disguised as being part of the flow.

But they're not. And its disgusting

The get married achievement reminds me of goatse.

Derkeethus is best waifu