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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)
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[–] 61 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago*

    Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

    Context for the uninitiated:

    Matthew 19:24:

    Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

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