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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 108 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs

Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change

Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs

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[–] LemmySuxNow@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 child)

That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago*

I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.

If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...