I can't time travel. I won't see comments that are made later than mine as I type it in. And regardless of the certain oneway direction of time, I still wouldn't be responsible for any other comments that I didn't make.

Also, no. Get the gist of a "Crazy news from all over the world" community. I'm not going to put a "THIS IS A JOKE" in front of my obvious jokes. Some people on the very edge of the spectrum might not get it, but that's just a price I'm willing to pay.