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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered. (www.fire.org)
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[–] 99 points 2 days ago (10 children)

What do you mean not the onion? I have it on good authority ogres are like onions.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    They stink?

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  • [–] -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Onions have balls or something. I haven't seen the movie in a while. Fuck, I was ten. Fuck, I saw it with Kathy's kids. Oooh, that's why I have a Shrek +4 resistance! None of the Shrek memes from early 4chan worked on hypnotizing me because my father's brianizing of me, the most of which allowed me to excedively perceive in higher order angular metrics to marifold back into itself to make the whole characterization of myself a reflection that told me my own way to fancy, and thus I am.

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