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[–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

UN: "We were unable to stop the genocide in Palestine, but at least we get to jerk ourselves off with an award ceremony."

Israel/US: "We're moving to sanction the award ceremony and assassinate anyone catch jerking off."

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    the minute they start killing people who are jerking off they are in for a hell of a fight. Its practically Americas national passtime, and the only thing we are excellent at anymore.

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