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submitted 1 week ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

300 trillion lines you say!?!?

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 29 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Commit 7 billion lines

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

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[–] bertlewirth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

To shreds you say?

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[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Well, how's his wife holding up?

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[–] sexhaver87@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

To shreds, you say?

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