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[–] 7 points 6 days ago*

Scientists who looked at the code are TERRIFIED!!!

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Now imagine someone who would believe this is for real.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    You all laugh but I know people this dumb.

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  • [–] 229 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The guy's name is Linus and he reverse-engineered Linux? Who wrote this shit, Kojima?

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  • [–] 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    If your app becomes vulnerable because the source code leaked, your app was always vulnerable.

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  • [–] 87 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    I mentioned this last time this was posted, but linux only has around 20 million lines of code. It's funny how people always seem to overestimate the size.

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  • [–] 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    300 trillion lines you say!?!?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    You seem to underestimate how much 20 million loc is.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago

    The difference in size between billions and 20 million is actually about the same order of magnitude as the difference between linux and my largest personal project (~100x).

    Of course, "only 20 million lines" is a ridiculous statement taken out of context.

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  • [–] 70 points 1 week ago

    This joke will always be relevant.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 week ago

    oh man thats crazy! Hope no one leaks git's source code next

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  • [–] 45 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    “paid partnership” fuck yeah

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  • [–] 44 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    Wild thing is some total moron will read that and be like "phew thank god I run windows!”

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    "See? I told you this lunix (sic) is dangerous!"

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    He's even rumoured to have recently started to use AI to assist in his project...!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago*

    what the heck the whole kernel, really?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    It has already been forked more than 60K times, there is no way linux can recover from this.

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    Create an operating system. Write code. Do not make any mistakes. Don't hallucinate

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    You should know by bow you have to capitalize "DON'T" so it really does not make mistakes. And if you really wanna emphasize it, say "DO NOT". this tells ai to really think. Know your tools!

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    Maybe it's just me but that site is atrocious to navigate on mobile, text and pictures didn't load until it's like half way on the page and the text does some weird animation effect when scrolling. Very distracting and difficult to skim

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    This joke is always funny.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Soon enough there will be a fully decompiled Windows 11

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