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[–] Monument@piefed.world 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In the case of the browser, they are still only describing use, not brand name.

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

They don't know what a browser is. That's just "The Internet".

Edit: I got whooshed.

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was making a joke about edging.

Edit: It was pretty subtle, to be honest. Not my finest masturbation-related humor.

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[–] Aerosol3215@piefed.ca 2 points 5 days ago

I once had a user all me to "install the latest version of the internet on her computer".

My first thought was "that's gonna take a hot minute..."

She was referring to wanting the latest version of internet explorer, of course, but it didn't stop my "take everything literally" brain from going on a humorous aside imagining downloading the entire internet to this users machine.

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