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[–] frisbird@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's less obvious, and therefore has a better chance of subverting expectations if you use a real place.

Do you know what they call seagulls in Hudson Bay?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Flying rats? 🤔

[–] Broken@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I learned it as: Why do seagulls fly by the sea? Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

I think the flow is nicer and leads the listener down the path "logically". Saying bay in the question tips your hand and is less of a surprise.

But still one of my favorite classics.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Growing up on a bay the joke was:

Q: Why don’t we have seagulls on the bay?

A: they’d be bagels

The real reason is cuz the land surrounding the water supports eagles and osprey, so they’re just food if they live there. “Bagels indeed”

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Would eat them with cream cheese or butter ?