"I hate to toot my own horn, but my ass literally can't quit. It's a real problem, it blows that thing 24/7. I grabbed it once and took it away and a new one materialized out of thin air immediately, the sound never stopped."
"Sir this is a Wendy's..."
"I AM WELL AWARE. (voice growing louder to drown out the ass horn). Wendy's is my last hope for access to a deep fryer large enough to fit my entire human faced centaur ass in."