Meanwhile, Iran is like “what talks?” and I believe them more than Trump.

“WITCH”

That’s how you know it’s Trump. He’s a fucking moron.

I know we are used to it by now, but the ALL CAPS seems increasingly crazy.

He is running for cover alright but the entire "conversations" are completely made up

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/ce35wke27ynt

Whenever they repost his tweets on r/conservative they always correct his spelling in the transcript.

It's funny because they don't post transcripts for any other screenshotted images, just his

WITCH

Witch.

You know there was a time in our country's history where something like that cost you the presidency altogether.

I reckon the vast majority of the voters base won't even notice.

Iran: WTF are you talking about!?

So anyway, about those Epstein files.

Witch

department of war

"But its totally not a war, trust me bro!"

Wut? Its not even tuesday, man!

Conversations that are so obviously very real and also everyone was clapping and cheering. Thank you, Mister President Trump - LIBERATION DAY 2.0 - I BELIEVE.

WE'VE POSTPONED SOME OF THE WAR CRIMES BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL IRANIAN DIPLOMACY AND MAKE AMERICA GRATE.

Makes me think of when I used to give my kids a countdown ultimatum. "You better do it in 3, 2.... 1 & 1/2.... 1 & 1/4..."

For those of you yet to have kids, the secret is to count up and every number escalates the penalty, that way they also don't know when you'll stop counting and takes away the boundary they're pushing. (This is not professional advice and i take no responsibility for your future childs trauma )

Donald has been "talking" into the "emergency line" for weeks, it just one of those red Fisher-Price toy phones, to keep him busy.

Man carrying war

I read this tweet with the sound of Will Ferrell's "Voice Immodulation Disorder" character in my head.

He remembers it happened just not sure if he dreamed it or not.

Ah just as the stock market is opening, as always.

The dotard continues to mull but he then blurts out these mulling's as fact on his internet walkie-talkie. People all over the world on all sides listen to trumps internet walkie-talkie.

Is this AI?

We are F’d for the rest of our nation’s history. Whatever’s left of it.

does he usually make typos in his tweets?