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Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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😇 Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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🏘️ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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🧬 Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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📽️ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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📋 Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
✅ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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📬 Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 🖐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 🖐) will be removed.
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🏴☠️ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
Sí, por favor [Spanish/Español]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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🍿 Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
What are you doing back there step-duck?
Goose-step-ping-duck?
Nature's wine bottle openers
Literally cockscrews 😩😭
Did any of y'all watch Scientifically Accurate Ducktales?
Umm... no?
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Ok, now i have. Wow. I knew all that to begin with, but hearing it in the theme song of duck tails really paints the picture. LOL
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3azdi0
Holy shit a dailymotion link.
There is literally dozens of us! (but srsly I'll use dailymotion instead of yt whenever I can)

It amuses me that the joke wouldn't have really worked without that rather pronounced depiction of an ass.
I don't get it
I knew it! That's why autocorrect constantly switches important word(s) to "duck"!
D-D-Danger lurks behind you!
Youve got to grab on to some..duck cocks?
A-Wooooo!
A duck walked up to the lemon cake stand. And he said to the man, running the stand...
Hey! (Bum bum bum), got any rape?
The duck probably:

Ducks are awful animals, they make chickens look good.
The worst part is that they are cute, seriously don't look up a video or anything and don't own ducks we should eat more duck no amount of captivity is enough kill ducks
Ok, so "duck rape" per se was not weird...it's just a thing animals do to reproduce...
but one day I did see it: duck couple just minding its own business...another male duck flies in, rapes female while the mate tries frantically to remove it by biting it in the neck...it really is pretty bad...🥲