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this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
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Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
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According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
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Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
I didn't come here for the sexy time, I'm asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word "pan" short for "pansexual" is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
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What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
yeah...but that doesn't mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it's like highschool all over again.
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Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
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Half the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they're from horny teens. I've blocked a number of accounts.
Hey I'm in my 30s and am definitely that horny, you just have to find a different antidepressant.
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Horny or Ace, no in-between.
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Isn't that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
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I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
Lemmy is ovulating
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
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@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
horny is why we exist, in general
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to "what I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you?"
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I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
Apply? Just post your address and we'll see if you're even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I'm not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other's houses to fuck, if our countries touch we're close enough.
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pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
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